Indian GP – The Race

Their faces say it all Right…F1 Season of 2012, you’re really beginning to bore the pants off me now. We haven’t had a thrilling, even remotely exciting race in the History of Forever. Ok well not since Monza which now seems like a trillion light years ago. This descent into Dullsville may not be entirely…

Indian GP – Qualifying

Previously on F1, this man dominated from start to finish and starts on pole tomorrow. You do the maths. Stone the crows…I’m actually going to blog qualifying. For the first time since Singapore. Back to a golden age when a car other than a Red Bull was on the front row of the grid. Truly…

Korean GP – The Race

Hallelujah! The chequered flag! Writes title of race. Passes out with boredom. Right, I have now returned with a double expresso and two fondant fancies from the Mr Kipling box I accidentally bought this morning. The Great British Bake Off Final – this is ALL your fault! And seriously…who knew that fondant fancies were The…

Japanese GP – The Race

Beautiful Suzuka – if only Vettel didn’t keep winning there! So this week I thought I’d try something completely different. I might just skip a race blog and see if anyone noticed. As I’ve not been deluged with emails or tweets, its safe to say I don’t think anyone did. Well unless you count the…

The King is dead, long live…?

An emotional Michael Schumacher announcing his retirement today The House of Power is in a state of mourning today after the announcement came that we were expecting (but nonetheless still dreading) that Michael Schumacher was retiring from Formula 1 for the second and surely final time. There was to be no gloriously romantic swansong at…